Tag: funny
group name: thisandthat
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January 03, 2007 09:41 PM EST --
I know this has probably been around before, but it's pretty funny so I thought I'd post it and give everybody another chance at it. LOL
Choosing A Wife
A man wanted to get married. He . . . more
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September 13, 2006 11:30 PM EDT --
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what was the criterion that . . . more
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December 18, 2006 12:48 AM EST --
I have been here since August and I finally hit the 100 mark with connections! Some of these people I see a lot more than others. Some are real active for a week or so and then take a break for a while. . . . more
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October 22, 2007 07:54 AM EDT --
Here's a quick quote I came across
No sense being pessimistic...it wouldn't work anyway.
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September 04, 2006 10:20 AM EDT --
*do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
*do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money there already? . . . more
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October 07, 2006 02:37 AM EDT --
This came from another web site. I think it is great.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods:
On . . . more
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August 02, 2007 05:34 PM EDT --
In trying to cheer myself up today, I thought I'd post a joke....
A man went to his lawyer and said, "I would like to
make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it." . . . more
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August 28, 2007 12:36 AM EDT --
I just got this in my email and thought they were funny:
Your potted plants stay alive.
6 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
You hear your favourite song on the elevator at . . . more
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September 07, 2006 09:59 PM EDT --
But I did enjoy it. One for the ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting . . . more
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October 23, 2006 10:27 AM EDT --
I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because
I can't. She is crying. (Don't cry, Mommy!) Mommy is always sad, but
she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it . . . more
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December 14, 2006 03:02 PM EST --
I just thought this is something funny to share with my Gather friends. :-)
I don't like yogurt, but my doctor told me to eat them because of the nutritional value. So I started eating them since . . . more
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September 16, 2006 08:20 PM EDT --
I was looking through my refrigerator to find something to eat. I spotted this package of hot dog in the long-forgotten middle drawer. The package says, "Use by JUL 1906". Ok. I know . . . more
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December 08, 2006 09:09 PM EST --
This one came in an email. It is a little different from what I ususlly publish.
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There . . . more
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September 13, 2006 07:42 AM EDT --
I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother . . . more
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October 20, 2006 09:46 AM EDT --
This is funny ( I got this in an email):
Mine Says :
I sang to a phone because I am not a homosexual.
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I . . . more
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November 29, 2006 09:10 AM EST --
These have been around for a long time, but worth another read!
The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics...this may bring a tear to
your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days . . . more
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July 18, 2007 12:53 AM EDT --
Do you think that the people you know are as strange as the people that I know? Wanna bet?
Truth be told, I'm related by marriage to some of the strange people I know. Well, truth really . . . more
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November 09, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
How do people live long enough to be this stupid?
Person ONE: Recently, I went to McDonald's and saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen . . . more
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November 28, 2006 03:43 PM EST --
I thougt that these were cute. They came to me in an email this morning.
A man approached a local in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to York?" . . . more
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December 17, 2007 01:16 PM EST --
I do not normally share such things but it cracked me up and I just had to post the message I just received in my inbox:
Hi Dear
Peace be unto you,my name is cythia, how are you . . . more
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