Tag: humor
group name: thisandthat
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September 04, 2006 02:23 PM EDT --
Where the heck is the house fairy?
She has plenty of work to do.
The kitchen is crying for a really good scrub.
Actually, the bathroom is too.
Every flat surface is covered with stuff.
Papers and . . . more
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January 03, 2007 09:41 PM EST --
I know this has probably been around before, but it's pretty funny so I thought I'd post it and give everybody another chance at it. LOL
Choosing A Wife
A man wanted to get married. He . . . more
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November 07, 2006 11:29 PM EST --
I'd like to start a game where we list three qualities about ourselves. The good, the bad and the ugly. (And yes, I stole the title from the movie.) I will start.
The good - I have a good . . . more
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October 12, 2006 09:02 AM EDT --
The Bitch in me came out today.
I try to keep her locked away,
But all my hormones went astray,
And the Bitch in me came out today.
Usually, she stays inside
I'm always nice and never . . . more
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September 13, 2006 11:30 PM EDT --
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what was the criterion that . . . more
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December 18, 2006 11:33 PM EST --
I have this wonderful friend who had what most people would consider a horrible childhood. Even though she has had a lot of tragedy in her life, she still has this absolutely wonderful, psychotic sense . . . more
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December 18, 2006 12:48 AM EST --
I have been here since August and I finally hit the 100 mark with connections! Some of these people I see a lot more than others. Some are real active for a week or so and then take a break for a while. . . . more
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August 31, 2006 04:48 PM EDT --
A driver did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection.
The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding . . . more
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September 11, 2006 12:27 PM EDT --
When my grandfather passed through Ellis Island 105 years ago, the immigration agent asked him several questions, including "Do you plan to overthrow the United States government by force or violence?" . . . more
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August 28, 2007 12:36 AM EDT --
I just got this in my email and thought they were funny:
Your potted plants stay alive.
6 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
You hear your favourite song on the elevator at . . . more
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September 07, 2006 09:59 PM EDT --
But I did enjoy it. One for the ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting . . . more
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January 21, 2007 09:25 AM EST --
1) (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush
(OK, not a bumper sticker!)
2) 1/20/09: End of an Error
3) That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
. . . more
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November 19, 2006 09:45 PM EST --
I need to know if anybody has figured out a way to Gather and make Christmas gifts at the same time.
You guys have sucked me into the frenzy with all your cheery Christmas articles and I am tired of feeling . . . more
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September 16, 2006 08:20 PM EDT --
I was looking through my refrigerator to find something to eat. I spotted this package of hot dog in the long-forgotten middle drawer. The package says, "Use by JUL 1906". Ok. I know . . . more
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September 20, 2006 10:47 PM EDT --
I'm more than a little bit irritated to hear about all these free things that illegal immigrants are getting. I have heared claims of the US government giving them homes, free medical care, loans, . . . more
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October 23, 2006 10:27 AM EDT --
I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because
I can't. She is crying. (Don't cry, Mommy!) Mommy is always sad, but
she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it . . . more
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December 14, 2006 03:02 PM EST --
I just thought this is something funny to share with my Gather friends. :-)
I don't like yogurt, but my doctor told me to eat them because of the nutritional value. So I started eating them since . . . more
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October 01, 2006 06:50 PM EDT --
A dear friend of mine celebrated her 99th Birthday today, 1 Oct' 06
Madge celebrated it in the home of her youngest daughter, where she lives. She is the mother of 7 children, . . . more
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December 08, 2006 09:09 PM EST --
This one came in an email. It is a little different from what I ususlly publish.
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There . . . more
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December 28, 2006 09:02 PM EST --
Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
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Witness: "My . . . more
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